Rocky Mountain National Park

Road Trip Stats:

Elk:37
Moose: 2 and 1 false alarm that brought many feminine screams of delight.
Birds- in flight: 7, roosted: 7
Cloud Formations: 1, blanket
Bikes- Motor: 29, Manual: 139
Storybook Settings: 5
Roadkil: 1
Lowlanders*:4
Snow: Lots
Scary Drivers: 8 (you don't stop in the middle of the one-lane mountain road no matter how beautiful the scenary is)
Scary People: 1
Perky People: 3 (One of these perky peeps overlapped with scary- the cheery starbucks girl who, I swear, had coffee flowing through her veins instead of blood.)

*Lowlanders: individuals inappropriately dressed or displaying inappropriate behavior for high altitudes betraying their sea-level status)